puncheschildren666mas:

i dont have goals

goals are for soccer

i am not soccer

catnipwincestiel:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

martinfreemanisahedgehog:

Today when I was walking to my little sister’s school to pick her up I heard some kid call her fat and she looked at him and started laughing really slow and quiet but then she started getting louder and faster and she started chasing the kid and by the end she was basically screaming and the kid was crying shes 11

future tumblr user

and this kids, is why you should take gym class seriously

stuck-here-on-this-island:

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.